Anonymous asked:
IF YOU WERE GAY WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO PICK OUT YOUR GROCERIES

neil patruick harris




Anonymous asked:
WHAT IS THE LARGEST AMOUNT OF CHOCOLATE YOU CAN CONSUME IN ONE SITTING AND OR LAYING

An ElEpHaNt size fulll




Anonymous asked:
this girl at my school was lenae flatness and she was really flat and that's like a fucking shel silverstein poem or some shit

THE POEM OF THE SHEL SILVERSTEIN FLAT BOARD TITTIES!




Anonymous asked:
motherfucker martians or aliens?

MARTIANS ARE ALIENS U FUCK!




redthankyou asked:
why is there a spoon stuck in my frozen peanut butter? -mike

WOODEN SPOONS ARE FOR CHURNING SO BYE THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY NICK LIKES JERKING OFF DICKS!




Anonymous asked:
centinigg vs. the coonacorn

CENTINIGG IS A PREDATOR! IT WILL ENVELOPE THE COONACORN IN A HEART BEAT! NO ANIMAL CAN BEAT THE CENTINIGG!




tumblrbot asked:
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

I AM NOT A HUMAN! I AM A ROBOT, DON’T FUCK WITH ME!




Anonymous asked:
make the ask button bigger faggot

BIG FUCKING HOOKERS




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